Diet Plan Satire

Introducing the DSK Diet program. Simple. Just follow these easy instructions:

1. Acquire the newly discovered Wightman-Severson gene, which gives canker sores to anyone who gets bonked in the mouth, bites their lip or tongue, consumes three or more potato chips or just one walnut.

2. Choose your canker-sore producing activity of choice. It can be anything as long as there is a certainty of bonking, biting, or walnuts.

3. Wait 2-3 days... and then the magic begins! Watch the pounds melt away!

Don't believe us?

Listen to what Danielle Koberstein of Fremont had to say:
" The DSK diet program helped me lose five pounds in seven days! After biting my lip while eating Christmas truffles, the Wightman-Severson gene went right to work, producing two high quality canker sores which completely obliterated my desire to eat anything at all! Thanks DSK diet!"

It's true, it's true, the DSK diet program can work for you!
Have you or a friend had experiences with canker sores? We'd love to hear your stories of success! :)